Melani. 23. Heteroromantic Ace. Ravenclaw. Whovian. Beatle know-it-all. Stranger. Muser. Music Education. Go Norse. Minnesota.

I've seen Paul McCartney in concert so my life is actually complete.



phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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2 days ago via source ▲ 295440
filed under: #cats #snapchat 
A real conversation that I just had about 1 minute agoBoyfriend: what doesn't have a time limit?
Me: ADVENTURE!
Both of us: ?????!??

2 days ago ▲ ▲ ▲ 1
filed under: #about me #what 

500daysofsassy:

brooksoglesby:

so apparently some guy goes around golf tournaments and shouts “mashed potatoes” after they tee off

I CANTG BR EATHE 

boil ‘em mash ‘em stick ‘em in a stew

3 days ago via source ▲ 95106
filed under: #golf #mashed potatoes #video 

3 days ago via source ▲ 536611
filed under: #cats #dogs 

suavebadass:

Driving to the movies with my fam and this fucking banana with a tin foil hat and wig is sitting under the freeway


3 days ago via source ▲ 107998
filed under: #wtf 

3 days ago via source ▲ 273
filed under: #matt bellamy 

master-bruce-wayne:

This is exactly why we have this technology


3 days ago via source ▲ 453258
filed under: #cats 

godzillapanda:

This is the best thing I have seen all day

3 days ago via source ▲ 115113
filed under: #video #pugs #dogs 

shsl-kouhai:

residentmadscientist:

kidinabearsuit:

An escaped sheep was found with 60 pounds of wool.

Shrek the sheep ran away and hid in a cave in New Zealand for 6 years. When Shrek was finally found in 2004, the sheep had gone unsheared for so long that it had accumulated 60 pounds of wool on its body, enough to make 20 suits! The sheep became famous and even got to meet the Prime Minister. Shrek finally passed away last month at the age of 16.

Its name was Shrek.

too many layers

FUCK


3 days ago via source ▲ 416770
filed under: #sheep #shrek the sheep 

3 days ago via source ▲ 17
filed under: #matt bellamy 

gogoatt:

Pokemon Spectrum | by gogoatt


6 days ago via source ▲ 62205
filed under: #pokemon 

octoberwaffle:

I got bored at work.


6 days ago via source ▲ 35682
filed under: #pokemon 

southerlyscholar:

That little tail wag kills me

Ugh, just take my man card already. TAKE IT.


6 days ago via source ▲ 15333
filed under: #dogs 

I just passed 10,000 posts! Woop.


hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)








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