I've seen Paul McCartney in concert so my life is actually complete.
oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted
what the fuck did I just see
THERE’S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAN’T REACH
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
oh i just love them sooooooooooooooooooooo much
Mozart’s lesser known opera “The Magic Fruit”. With male lead, Ta-mango, comic relief character Papaya-geno. It’s wholesome and full of vitamins.
Pit orchestra staffed by actual pits from fruits.
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1) Are you an introvert or extrovert?
2) If you could be a character in any fictional universe, where would you go?
Harry Potter universe.
3) Favourite film series?
Lord of the Rings
4) What/who is your spirit animal?
5) What do you want to do as a career?
I’m a substitute teacher/work with children at the YMCA right now, but I’d like to be an elementary music teacher as soon as someone will hire me.
6) If you could have any animal as a pet, what would it be?
7) Are you usually organised?
I try. It doesn’t always work, but I really like being organized.
8) Are you a morning person?
9) Thoughts on drinking & smoking?
I don’t partake in either, and I really really detest smoking. I’m uncomfortable with drinking too, but I can tolerate being around it occasionally I guess.
10) Favourite band(s)?
Of all time: The Beatles, Keane, Muse
Of the moment: Temples, Tame Impala, London Grammar, Wolf Alice
11) If you could live anywhere, where would you live?
when you do all of the work for a “group” project
Moving countdown: 4 days.
# of boxes packed/what’s in them: 2/knitting and books
CLEARLY I have my priorities in order.
Wicked has not been updated in over a year.
sometimes all i want for dinner is a large bowl of frozen peas
DO YOU EVER FANTASIZE ABOUT HUGGING SOMEONE FAMOUS
NO SEX THOUGHTS, NO AUTOGRAPHS OR PHOTOS
JUST A BIG, GENUINE HUG THAT LASTS THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF TIME AND COMPLETES YOUR LIFE