Melani. 23. Heteroromantic Ace. Ravenclaw. Whovian. Beatle know-it-all. Stranger. Muser. Music Education. Go Norse. Minnesota.

I've seen Paul McCartney in concert so my life is actually complete.

"Asexuals don’t exist"


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a + bi


I want to start a TV show called “a + bi” (a.k.a the standard form for complex conjugates) and it be about an Asexual and a Bisexual who go on all sort of crime sprees but don’t get caught because according to the government we don’t exist. 

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Asexual Awareness Week: Illustrator explains asexuality in comic strip : Chicago Phoenix

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filed under: #asexual #asexuality is real 


Bring Me the Horizon - Drown

"Don’t let me drown…"

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how is he doing this

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filed under: #vine #video 


if someone is anti sex or uninterested the answer is NOT to tell them how good and nice sex is. not only is sex not nice for some people, it’s also fucked up to coerce someone into doing something that they obviously do not want to do

It’s also not good to tell that person that something is wrong with them for not being interested in sex or that they need to get help.

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How to make a glitter bomb/ Be a total asshole.

1) Cut strips of tissue paper approx 8 inches long and 3-4 inches wide.

2) Carefully glue down the side, leaving the top 1/4 glue free.

3) Fold the bottom up to form a pouch, leaving the top 1/4 to fold over later.

4) Put them on a wire rack to dry. 

5) Get your glitter together. I used different kinds. Make sure to find some super fine extra sparkly shit so it gets everywhere and is a real pain in the ass to clean up. 

6) Spoon a couple teaspoons into the little pouches of tissue. Resist the urge to add too much! It will just make it hard to close the card later.

7) Carefully put a little glue on the top edge and fold over the flap, making sure to seal it well. 

8) Let dry for a bit. Trim excess if needed. 

9) Brush on some glue to the inside of your card roughly the size of your bomb. Stick a bomb to it.

10) Put a little more glue on the top of the bomb and close the card so it is stuck together. 

11) Mail to friends! 

12) Wait for the curses and threats to arrive! 

my fav

I usually just sprinkle it in the card.

Fucking genius. 

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filed under: #genius #glitter bomb 

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filed under: #actually lol #lol 





Want to attend college for free? It can happen if you learn German.

All German universities are now free to Americans and all other international students. The last German state to charge tuition at its universities struck down the fees this week.

Even before Germany abolished college tuition for all students, the price was a steal. Typically semester fees were around $630. What’s more, German students receive many perks including discounts for food, clothing and events, as well as inexpensive or even free transportation.

In explaining why Germany made this move, Dorothee Stapelfeldt, a Hamburg senator, called tuition fees “unjust” and added that “they discourage young people who do not have a traditional academic family background from taking up study. It is a core task of politics to ensure that young women and men can study with a high quality standard free of charge in Germany.”

Actually, German universities were free up until 2006 when they started charging tuition. That triggered such a crush of criticism that German states began phasing out this policy. Lower Saxony was the last holdout.

It’s too bad that politicians in the U.S. don’t feel that a college education is worth supporting appropriately. State aid to the nation’s public universities took a nosedive during the 2008 recession and education funding remains well below those levels. The average state is spending 23 percent less per student than before the recession, according to a report by the Center on Budget and Policy Priorities.

Actually, state support has been declining for public universities for a quarter of a century. Using an interactive tool from The Chronicle of Higher Education, you can see how state government subsidies have cratered at individual institutions.

With the average undergrad borrower now leaving school with more than $29,000 in debt, the free ride in Germany can look awfully tempting.

How to handle the language barrier

German is not an easy language to learn. Fortunately, however, there are international language programs in Germany, which have become very popular with international students before they tackle obtaining a degree in a different language.

What’s more, an increasing number of German universities are offering degrees in English. These are often called international studies programs or in some other way have the word international in their title.—free-degrees—americans/16658027/

This is actually making me cry…it’s one of those times when you realize that your own government just truly, honestly, does not give a shit about your wellbeing in any way.

If Americans don’t reblog this, then y’all need help.

Looks like it may be time to put my 2 semesters of German to use…

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filed under: #germany #college 






you’re such a b**** (bagel)


why is ewan mcgregor saying that in front of a waterfall

Why not.

Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope

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filed under: #tumblr 


Being able to find someone you click with so naturally is the best feeling ever. You feel like you’ve been best friends you’re whole life, it feels like you’re coming home. You’re so comfortable with them. Maybe that’s what a soulmate is. Not someone who shares every single thing in common with you, but someone who feels like home.

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filed under: #text post #yes this 



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filed under: #pizza hut #pizza #lol 

It’s interesting to watch old movies and hear how everyone over age 60 sounds like they’ve been smoking several packs a day since they were 7.

You can hear it with women especially, because their voices drop by like an octave.

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filed under: #classic movies 

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filed under: #matt bellamy 
other musicians: my new album will be based on my previous relationships and heartbreaks and will be very personal
muse: our new album is based on physics and will be very personal

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filed under: #muse 

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