Melani. 22. Minneapolis. I can consistently solve a rubiks cube in 2 minutes.
RAVENCLAW. BEATLEMANIAC. STRANGER. Pwoper MUSER. WHOVIAN. Music Major.
GO NORSE.
adxn:
Calm your tits! D:!
i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS
HOLD UP! I have a solution to this!
Follow my lead, people!
Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’
Then everything will be fine.
You dumb females. This is obviously fake.
Huh? What is this?
YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING
(Source: ollivander, via most-awkward-moments)
Keane and The Beatles
“As long as I’m concerned everyday is ‘Beatles Day’” (Tom Chaplin)
suggested by venus-and-mars-rock-show
And here are some of the reasons why we ship Keane and The Beatles:
(via reachingthepromisedland)
LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.
TO DEFEAT
THE HUNSDID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS
WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS?
YOU’RE THE SADDEST BUNCH I EVER MET
BUT YOU CAN BET
BEFORE WE’RE THROUGH..
MISTER, I’LL
MAKE A MAN
OUT OF YOU.
TRANQUIL AS A FOREST
BUT ON FIRE
WITHIN
ONCE YOU FIND YOUR CENTER
YOU ARE SURE
TO WIN
YOU’RE A SPINELESS
PALE
PATHETIC LOT
AND YOU HAVEN’T GOT A CLUE
SOMEHOW I’LL
MAKE A MAN
OUT OF YOU
I’M NEVER GONNA CATCH MY BREATH
SAY GOOD-BYE TO THOSE WHO KNEW ME
BOY WAS I A FOOL IN SCHOOL
FOR CUTTING GYM
THIS GUY GOT ‘EM SCARED TO DEATH
HOPE HE DOESN’T SEE RIGHT THROUGH ME
NOW I REALLY WISH THAT I KNEW HOW TO SWIM
(TO BE A MAN)
WE MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER
(BE A MAN)
WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON
(TO BE A MAN)
WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE
MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF
THE MOON
bless this post
Bless this post indeed.
(via youaremypatronus)
